*Edgar Enters Website* doh dee doh doo be doo.... Hey whats this? *Edgar Looks down at a Dusty Blog hanging on the internet.* Whats this old thing!? *Edgar Examines it with a look of frightened curiosity* These posts, these pics... so witty, so attractive... why does this seemingly unoccupied blog seem familar... *Looking closely Edgar makes an observation that shocks and confuses him...* [!!!!!] The Attractive Puerto Rican in these pictures is me! Could it be!? my long lost XANGA!!!! *Reminiscing about the short lived Xanga stage of his life his smirks and continues* I wonder if it still works... does anyone know it still exists... do my xanga friends know i'm still alive? *Edgar attempts to post a blog* Oh my Gosh! it still works! what are the chances... ha ha ha. *Edgar proceeds to type another stupid blog that no one is going to read* DONE! now all my friends will finally have meaning in their lives again! *Edgar trips over his bloated EGO and pulls the plug on the computer* ***End Communication*** Observe-o-tron LLC Legibly observing you since 82... |